Why is Monday so far from Friday?

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday?

UNKNOWN

Where am I taking my mom for dinner tonight.

Stopping in to get my fix here.

Spending Saturday checking out this whole district.

Specialized New York style Neapolitan pizza, vegetarian, and vegan delights.

The perfect gift for your mom that gives back.

What are you getting your mom for Mother’s Day?